my mom is this tiny little thing with a tiny little voice, but she is an immovable object. you do NOT want to try and take the ball from her. i’ve seen her throw her hips and knock fools twice her size down. happy mothers day to one bad mother!
i planned a double strip today. this is not that strip. somehow, i still have a double strip in the queue and this kinda wandered into the middle of the street that is my continuity. ah well- happy accidents, yeah?
turns out ArmorAll is really really slippery. i got some on a wood floor and for a day and a half it nearly killed me time and again. this stuff should be an instant go-to for a prank involving hardwood floors of tile or whatever isn’t carpet.